butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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