actually, I'm a sock model
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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