why didn't you poke me back
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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