Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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