When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
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