i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
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