What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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