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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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