We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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