i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Randomize
