She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
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