it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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