Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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