Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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