I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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