Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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