She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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