carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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