so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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