If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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