No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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