I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I'm bleeding and have questions
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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