smell my finger.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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