i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
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