id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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