Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
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