Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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