Heybabeimwearingurpanties
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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