I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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