You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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