You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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