So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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