porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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