her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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