the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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