K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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