IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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