I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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