Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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