Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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