About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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