Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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