windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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