Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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