i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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