Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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