the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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