So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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