Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Do plants get herpes?
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