I wannas sexs uuuuu
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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