i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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