Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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