So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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