It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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