Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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