I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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