scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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